Without You

Without you, my world could not exist. It would not be altered, but instead I would have entered another planet altogether. Where:
1.       One does not simply dance in the rain.
2.       Where camouflage/hunter’s orange become a trend…..
3.       One cannot whistle while they work.
4.       High school never ends.
5.       The music is all monotones.
6.       To have a summer like Phineas and Ferb is suddenly impossible.
7.       On the other side of the rainbow there is most certainly not a leprechaun. (People!!! We just have yet to        

       discover them!!!)
8.       Where the Library of Congress becomes the only library…
9.       There are guidelines for art.
10.   Free time is instead time you must buy.
11.   Those super freaky dreams we all have occasionally, become reality. (So… that one I recently had  

       about being a bunny…yeah, I now go by Mr. Cuddles)
12.   The viola is the only classical musical instrument… (Imagine… gasp! It seems more tragic all the time!!)
13.   The Sunday newspaper dropped the comic section.
14.   The best plot to a movie is no plot at all.
15.   There is only one flavor of ice cream.
16.   The best clothing is the kind you find at Walmart or Meijer.
17.   Sarcasm is found as often as Latin is spoken.
18.   Your favorite movie is played on loop.
19.   Hamburger Helper is a delicacy.
20.   To live in the suburbs is to live the great American dream.
21.   The best way to travel is not by flu powder.
22.   Natural beauty is a continuous flow of Botox injections.
23.   Matt Smith is not the 11^th doctor on Doctor Who. Instead, Zac Efron got casted. (Ew…)

Yet, the worst of all, you wouldn’t be there to see just how bad it really was.